Conspiracy Theorist’s Top Tips for Escaping the System

In this episode of 87.9, Glenn welcomes Perry Noia into the studio to share his favorite conspiracies with the world. Perry dives into the most common conspiracy theories, how we’re all being brainwashed, and why they’re trying to induce anxiety amongst the masses. Tune in to hear all about...

• The Target MPCs designed to ruin your day
• Why your socks are always disappearing in the laundry
• The lie we’re all being told about the sun. 

Whether you’re a believer, an optimist, or a straight up round-earther, this is an episode you can’t miss. 

Produced by Propellant Films Starring: MJ Mattheson as Glenn Sheen and Andrew Stecker as Perry Noia. 

Transcript

SPEAKER_00 0:00

Continue questioning everything and not buying into the advertisements that are being sold to you. But listen to those who tell you to question everything and don't question the questioners of who's questioning you telling them to question.

SPEAKER_01 0:19

That's about as clear as could be. It's 87.9 K Who Radio. Our friend in the studio today is Perry David Noya, who is a conspiracy theorist. Oh, interesting. Uh, and also an online personality. And what I hear is possibly a new author as well. Welcome to the studio today, Perry. Thank you. Thanks so much for having me. I appreciate it. Uh Perry, conspiracy theorist. Mm-hmm. Pretty wild stuff. Okay. So I know a couple conspiracies. You know, I know I know a few. I've heard of a few of them. Um I don't know if I buy in or not, so no offense, but I'm also open to learning. You're a skeptic?

SPEAKER_00 0:59

Is that what you're saying?

SPEAKER_01 1:00

I don't think I'm skeptical. Okay. No, I'm more of an optimist. Okay, oh, good. Yeah. I can work with optimism. Yeah. I'm not a skeptimist. I'm a I'm an optimist. I'd like to think that like if the glass is uh half full, drink the glass. Drink it. Drink the whole glass. Drink it all out. Whereas someone like you might be like, who put the glass there? It's a system, you know?

SPEAKER_00 1:17

Like it's all set up. I mean, I try and step outside of the system itself. Like I I don't uh I turn my Wi-Fi off whenever I'm at home. So explain to me why you don't use Wi-Fi. Well because I mean you do? I mean Yeah. Do you have nightmares? Uh yeah. Uh yeah. I mean, I I don't dream at all. Oh, snap. No. And you think you're because you're not on Wi-Fi? They are sending signals through the Wi-Fi to control our minds and thinking what they want us to think. And I believe our dreams are from those signals that they send.

SPEAKER_01 1:54

Whoa. But why would they be sending me signals about my mom and dad and uh getting dropped off at school late for the pageant? Like how would how would the government know that?

SPEAKER_00 2:03

I mean, they maybe are downloading our memories while we dream through the Wi-Fi for things to use against us. Who knows what these are all? I think everyone is being utilized in a different, unique way.

SPEAKER_01 2:18

Whoa, you just blew my mind, man. Hey, Perry, you just blew my mind. That's what I think.

SPEAKER_00 2:23

Perinor is here to do. Whoa, Perinoia? Perinoia. Like paranoia. Oh, yeah, yeah, you got that there. Yeah. Yep. Well, you know, I I don't like to really just completely throw that into somebody's face.

SPEAKER_01 2:35

But your name is literally Parinoia. Yeah, yeah. Do you think maybe because you renamed that, that's why you're What are you getting at? Like well, the way you are? How am I? What's the way I Um like you know paranoid? Or paranoid. I don't think I'm paranoid. Well, I didn't mean that. I just meant like you're like you're okay, how about this? What I meant was you question everything. So when you say they're controlling us, who do you mean they? What what what's Well they they them? Like like non-binary people are who no, not aliens or anything. Well, no, I well, I don't hold on. You were talking about the binars? That's an alien race. No, I was talking about non-binary uh people. I I have a really good non-binary friend that works at a um coffee shop. You have a you have an alien that a friend of yours that works at a coffee shop? I wouldn't say alien, you know, alien that that sounds wrong. I think we're I think we should back this up.

SPEAKER_00 3:32

You just gotta keep asking questions, buddy. Like just for whatever comes at you, you just have to like, am I seeing what I'm really seeing right now? What they're trying to present to me, is that really the reality? I I would wake up every day. What? I hope you'd wake up every day. Because if you didn't wake up, you'd be dead. Right. Well, I mean, I would wake up in the simulation.

SPEAKER_01 3:51

Oh, okay. So you you're kind of in the mindset that this is like a matrix sort of thing. Oh, yeah. Just looking for my Morpheus to take me on out of it. Wow.

SPEAKER_00 4:03

I'm looking more for my Trinity, you know. Yeah, she's great.

SPEAKER_01 4:08

Yeah, she is.

SPEAKER_00 4:09

So I would wake up every morning and I would see one specific squirrel on the same tree over and over again. And when I would then go, like, say, to my friend's house on like Saturday morning or something, or I would uh be walking to school as I would, I kept seeing that same squirrel watching me. And that got me thinking, what is what is this squirrel here? And that got me onto the ground drones theory, which is that all squirrels are ground drones that are watching us and recording everything. Now, now the fact that we have so many cameras and audio recording equipment, yeah. I don't think that they're managing the ground drones anymore. I think the company that used to uh provide them and keep them working have kind of just gone out of business or what have you.

SPEAKER_01 4:55

Is it also possible that instead of the same squirrel, you saw different squirrels, but they all look alike because they're squirrels? You sound just like my parents, man. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_00 5:04

How old were you, would you say, when you I was somewhere between like one and thirteen.

SPEAKER_01 5:11

That's a spectrum. Okay. That that checks. Uh well, anyway, Perry, uh uh uh uh you did mention uh uh before we got on there that there's talks of a book.

SPEAKER_00 5:20

That what's the book gonna be about? I'm I'm so excited about it. Like it's it's really been such a work in progress. I've been really building up the momentum ever since that boy had that experience to just uh to really just get all the information that I have learned and encompassed throughout my life, and the questionings of everything that I've had has just been coming all to fruition and can be all complete within this book. And I I just beautiful. I can't wait to write it. Oh, okay. So you you haven't finished writing it. Well, I no, I haven't uh not the first page. Oh, so you haven't started writing it? No, not necessarily. Uh the with uh trying to work towards a title.

SPEAKER_01 6:01

Oh, oh, okay. So you're you're gonna start with the title first.

SPEAKER_00 6:04

I think so. I think I want to then write the.

SPEAKER_01 6:06

I bet there's a lot of art authors that did that, right? You know, I bet I bet you know all of Joe's just like, now what the hell is the Great Gatsby? And then he wrote The Great Gatsby, right? He wrote down the Great Gatsby, was like, that's it, and then goes, I gotta figure out what the hell that means. Yeah. Hey, by the way, I know we're throwing some ads around. We're gonna talk about different types of cereal that we might be able to get sponsoring our show. We do have to go to an ad break. If you don't mind, you want to stick around? Yeah, yeah. Okay, listeners, you heard it here. We got Perry David Noya in the booth with us today. But for now, we're gonna hear a couple of ads. So please listen to the ads, and we'll be right back in the studio in a little bit. Woo! Hey, wow. How do you like you think about all this crazy shit?

SPEAKER_00 6:44

Well, but then you just show up to like live your life? Like, I mean, my my the it does take a a certain amount of effort to uh to to continue to exist in the world, but like my daily, so I I do wake up and a mission and I'm on a mission to at least get this in front of as many people as possible. So uh it really is just like all the social media platforms has made it possible.

SPEAKER_01 7:06

Gosh, you know what? I'm not gonna lie to you, your style of looking at the world is uh it's draining.

SPEAKER_00 7:12

People want something to complain about, people want something so I in the content creation world to be able to grab somebody's attention, usually our brains are geared properly towards the negative, and that is a whole other conspiracy theory in itself, too. Where why do we seek out the negative versus the positive?

SPEAKER_01 7:32

Oh hey, we're coming back in a second. Okay, here we go. All right. Boom! We're back in the studio 87.9 K Who Radio, and that was an ad for Gene Ann Cook's cookbook, Recipes for One. We have Perinoia Conspiracy Theorist. You have lots of conspiracy theories.

SPEAKER_00 7:50

Uh do you have some that are your favorites? The whole sock disappearing theory. Have you ever have you ever done your laundry? And oh yeah. You just you have those, you have this like where did this one sock come from?

SPEAKER_01 8:02

Okay, man. Yeah, I know this one. This is a classic.

SPEAKER_00 8:04

It just disappears. Could be gnomes, right? Some kind of portal within every washing machine that it just it steals just one sock and just keeps us in a state of just denial. And what is wrong with me? That that is the government wanting us to just continue questioning ourselves and each other instead of them. So the missing sock is specifically the American government. It keeps us all just in in a hyper anxiety state. I don't even wash my clothes anymore.

SPEAKER_01 8:35

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 8:36

At all. Because I'm in I'm in fear of losing more socks.

SPEAKER_01 8:40

I did I I got a hint of an odor when you came in the studio. Uh, and I was wondering. You did? Yeah. Just I was it was just it's it's just a very um you have a very strong musk. Well, thank you.

SPEAKER_00 8:54

You're welcome. Uh, what's another conspiracy theory? So the uh oh gosh, this one. So I was just at Target the other day and had inspiration from an experience that I had there. So do you ever walk down one of the aisles you're shopping, and you're just you know, you know you have to get the one thing you want is at the end of this aisle, and you just are like, I'm already onto trajectory, and someone is standing, cart on the other side, person standing here looking through. Yeah, those are target NPCs. Those people aren't real, they have been stationed and put there to just mess with our day. Can I swear on this? I don't want to necessarily I'm not supposed to.

SPEAKER_01 9:32

I've been told that I have to pay in FCC fines every time I do it, but I don't give a shit.

SPEAKER_00 9:36

Fuck with our day. They're there to fuck with our day.

SPEAKER_01 9:39

The F one though. Okay, F's different.

SPEAKER_00 9:41

They are there fudging with it. Just in the same category as the missing sock. They are there to just inhibit our daily routines and to keep us in a state of a hyper anxietied space where all I want to get is to my spaghettios at the end of the aisle. Oh, hell yeah. Another sponsor. And I just unfortunately. If it doesn't have meat, uh isn't that it neat? It's balls. With the the meatballs is definitely the one to go with.

SPEAKER_01 10:06

Put your balls in no uh spaghettios. Please sponsor us. Noodles, noodles and meat, just noodles in general? Oh, you just zoom it out. You know, now you got me questioning more stuff that I've just accepted as reality. Let's talk about the sun. It's responsible for life on the planet. Um, we we we're all based our whole existence off of it, right? Sure. But you can't look at it. You can't look at look at it too long, I go blind.

SPEAKER_00 10:32

Are we sure? I look at it like for five minutes every day. Shut the hell up. Yeah. For real? Mm-hmm. How are you? How's your sight? I it's fine. I mean, I can't drive without these massive glasses, but sure.

SPEAKER_01 10:45

Or yeah, when you walked in the studio, you had those glasses that look like the the the the the old guy from up. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 10:50

I mean, that's why I asked you to you know make sure I was pointing and looking at you the right way, because sometimes I'll just like my mind will my eyes will just completely blank out. And so it does seem like maybe looking at the sun every day is not a good idea? Well, it just it has I think uh the the benefits outweigh the downsides.

SPEAKER_01 11:08

What are you benefiting from by staring at the sun?

SPEAKER_00 11:10

I don't know, but I feel like it has some kind of an effect, and because they don't want me to do it. What I'm told not to do, I tend to lean into. Okay, speaking of conspiracy theories, yeah. Are you a flat earther? Well, I first of all, yes. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 11:28

Wow.

SPEAKER_00 11:29

Interesting. Yeah, and and and second of all, there's another layer to that. There's multiple layers. There's there's the firmament's theory as well, where the yeah, the earth is flat and it is surrounded by the ice wall, of course. And outside of that is the Game of Thrones? From who who well, no, not that ice wall. The the real well, no, that was an actor.

SPEAKER_01 11:49

The actor was playing the ice wall in the game of thrones.

SPEAKER_00 11:51

There wasn't an actor who played the ice wall. There that would that was a just a space to which they would send Jon Snow when when they needed to dismiss the awesome character from the family. Amen, bro. Right there.

SPEAKER_01 12:06

But okay, you were a flat earther. Yeah. I mean, what if see, I think it's both. Are you a round earther? I'm both. I am I'm both. I think it's like one of those balls that's like a round on the top, and then it's got that like the the platform there, so it's like it's like this. It's kind of like a like a like a tube.

SPEAKER_00 12:23

You sound crazy, man.

SPEAKER_01 12:26

Okay. We're gonna go ahead and wrap this up quick here, Perinoia. However, I have to throw at you the Ke-H who questionnaire. These are a couple of questions that come in from some of our fans uh online and some people who have been calling into the station. Would you mind taking a couple of these questions? Yeah, no, no, this sounds like a lot of fun. Okay, fantastic. If you were to time travel, would you go to the future or the past?

SPEAKER_00 12:48

I can't do both. Uh um, I mean, I mean how am I getting back? If I travel to the future, I have to get back somehow. So that would be traveling to the past.

SPEAKER_01 12:55

Uh, how about this? How about you go to the future to where there's probably more time machines, and then get one, and then you can do whatever the hell you want. Yeah, yeah, I like that one. Okay, cool. So future. Cool. Okay, excellent. What do you think caused the economic crisis in uh early 1900s America? Led to the Great Depression. America, you hit it, you hit it right on the head as a whole. That's really beautiful, actually. Okay, and one last thing, Perry. What's one thing you'd like to say to future generations out there?

SPEAKER_00 13:27

Uh continue questioning everything and not buying into the advertisements that are being sold to you. But listen to those who tell you to question everything, and don't question the questioners of who's questioning you telling them to question.

SPEAKER_01 13:47

That's about as clear as could be. Yeah. Well, Perry, no yeah, thank you so much for being in the studio with us today. We appreciate you so greatly being here, and I cannot wait for this book to get written and then eventually read by me. Hey, K Who Heads, don't you change that dial. We got a solid rock block coming up in just a little bit. We've got the band Fastball. That's right. One whole hour of all your favorite fastball songs. Remember them? You will, at least for the first two songs. Come on, keep it here. 87.9, lock it in. We'll see you soon.